Today’s Very Orlanthi Moment occurred within 1 sentence of starting the game.
In the summing up, I reminded people that the Orlanthi PC’s older brother was going to be marrying the daughter of a chieftain for the good of the clan, instead of continuing his relationship with the less powerful woman he really loved.
The first sentence spoken once we started was, “I’m thinking I should marry my brother’s fiance.”
The PCs then spent an hour and a half organising their friend’s love life, rather than dealing with the intricate assassination plot that would have happened otherwise.